Free · no pitch · one business day

We will tear your website apart.

Send us your address and we send back a five-minute video: what is slow, what is quietly costing you calls, and the three things to fix first. No charge. No call. No pitch unless you ask for one.

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5 minof honest video
1 dayturnaround
$0and no catch

What you get

Five minutes. Four answers.

  • How slow it really is, on a phone, on cell data. Not a score out of 100. The number of seconds someone waits before your business appears, and what that is costing you.
  • What is broken on mobile. We open it on a real phone and show you. This is where most of the damage is, and it is the part owners almost never see because they check on a desktop.
  • The three fixes that would earn you the most, ranked. Not forty-seven issues in a PDF. Three, in the order we would do them, with what each one is actually worth.
  • Whether your Google listing is the real problem. Half the time the site is fine and the business is invisible on the map instead. We will tell you which one you have.

Who this is for

Be honest and we will be too.

  • You run a real business with a real website that is not pulling its weight.
  • You are somewhere around Atlanta. We are in Dacula and most of our clients are within an hour of here, though we do not turn away good work from further out.
  • You can act on it. Either with us, with your own developer, or yourself. The video is yours either way.

Not for

  • Anyone wanting a free redesign mockup. This is a diagnosis, not spec work.
  • Other agencies fishing for our process. You know who you are.
  • Sites with no business behind them yet. Talk to us about building one instead.

Start here

Two fields and your address.

We use your email to send the video and follow up once. No list, no newsletter, no cookies.

Who is doing the tearing

Monster Labz is a web, app and AI studio on Braselton Highway in Dacula, building since 2013. We have shipped work for Coca-Cola, IHG, the Ron Clark Academy and Fetch Park, and we build for the shop down the road on the same week-long schedule.

If you want the fixes done rather than just listed, that is what we do, and here is how we quote, so there are no surprises when the number lands.

Fair questions

Is it actually free, or is this a sales call in disguise?

Actually free, and it is not a call. You get a recorded video back, you watch it whenever you like, and you can act on it yourself or hand it to whoever builds your site. We follow up once. If you say no thanks, that is the end of it.

Do you need my logins?

No. We only need the public address of your site. Everything we look at is what your customers already see.

How long does it take?

One business day in most cases, two if we are buried. You get an email when the video is ready.

What if my site is genuinely fine?

Then you get a video saying exactly that, plus where the next gain is: usually your Google listing, your speed on a phone, or the one page doing all the converting. Nobody has ever found that useless.

Why would you do this for nothing?

Because it is the fastest way to show you how we think. Reading about a studio tells you very little. Watching one take your actual site apart for five minutes tells you everything, and the people who want those fixes done know exactly who to call.

Let's make it happen

Still scrolling? Send the URL.

It costs you nothing and takes thirty seconds. Worst case you learn your site is fine.

Get my teardown → hello@monsterlabz.com